i saw leonard he's so thin
oh my god what's wrong with him
on a beach with shikse too
stage and limousine woo-hoo

first a prince and then a joke
then a pain but thus the yoke
thick as pus and yellow sore
dog-paddle to distant shore
up the ladder with such care
marking each and every stair
no fair to scare the others though
it's not your fault it's not your show